The Grumblers Grumble

Of a hobby made into a profession the Grumbler wanders the streets finding fault like a health inspector at the Greasy Spoon! Nothing is right, certainly nothing makes sense and the whole world is out to hurt!

With no friends life is tough, just something else to grumble and to complain about. With no family, they long ago having shut the doors, the Grumblers' house is dark and characterless. The inside resembles a lifer's prison cell and the outside unkempt - looks uninhabited and uninhabitable!

But a simple grumble for the grumbler is like a nice word for others! A simple complaint is needed to start the day off and by lunchtime a fully fledged attack on society is required so that by bedtime sleep will come easily and the dreams will be pure!

Yet without the Grumblers grumblings, society would be missing a piece of the jigsaw, without the endless complaints society leaders would get away with murder. The Grumbler is the cog in the wheel that brings reality to an otherwise apathetic society, one that is too afraid to speak out and against!

"I don't do this for fun! Move out the way you slimy goat!"

Ieuan Dolby
Author and Webmaster at Seadolby.Com